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By Vampire2U - 16/07/2016 00:26 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriends extremely religious mother, who recently found out I moved in with him, took my to get birth control. From his grandmother who gave me a matching bag of condoms and lube, FML
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GhostFox 33

Better than the overdramatize flip outs that a lot of religious parents first throw when they hear about such things. At least this way it's more a "try not to have a baby" than it is "if you have sex you are going to hell."

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imlifeless2 25

embarassing, yes, but they at least seem to care enough to help you guys out.

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imlifeless2 25

embarassing, yes, but they at least seem to care enough to help you guys out.

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GhostFox 33

Better than the overdramatize flip outs that a lot of religious parents first throw when they hear about such things. At least this way it's more a "try not to have a baby" than it is "if you have sex you are going to hell."

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CBL88 25

Sounds like his family need to learn how to respect boundaries. He should talk to them about that! Your sexlife is your business, and not theirs! That must have been super awkward!

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