Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in...

By epicsquishii - 01/05/2012 11:02 - United States - Riverbank

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML

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Comments

missnuthin 10

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:02

are you sure you want to be dating someone so immature?

brileen 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:11

Become a lesbian. That should fix things.

seriouslystop 1

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:29

That seems kinda cute to me..

life_lol 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:31

Hahahahaha some one is afraid of sex.

CMorenita27 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:13

Laugh every time you see his penis...that'll give him something to think about.

sidviciousmum 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:40

My husband once said after I orgasmed that it looked like I had a fit,,, I didn't cum for about 6 months then and avoided sex a long time ,, I felt embarrassed and cried :( really hurt my feelings sadly lol