Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend, who's moving house, took apart his bed and...

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By HollyQuinn - 26/07/2016 12:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend, who's moving house, took apart his bed and found a patch of dried cat sick under it. His cat was ill 2 months ago, and I told him then that his bedroom smelt gross. FML.

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Echo13243 13

Wednesday 27 July 2016 3:21

I thought you meant you found a dead cat under his bed, thank god it didn't come to that.

derpbran 2

Thursday 28 July 2016 18:37

"Moving house" and "Dried cat sick" don't seem like the proper terms

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Echo13243 13

Wednesday 27 July 2016 3:21

I thought you meant you found a dead cat under his bed, thank god it didn't come to that.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Wednesday 27 July 2016 14:37

ok and? you were correct..

derpbran 2

Thursday 28 July 2016 18:37

"Moving house" and "Dried cat sick" don't seem like the proper terms

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