Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting...

By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:32

Haha at least u know he's not using you for sex

Ambient25 24

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I dunno why he did, it's 20 minutes of yelling and powering up...

Comments

dissdawg 5

Wednesday 1 May 2013 2:28

Clearly you suck at your job.

Ceejay1 13

Wednesday 1 May 2013 2:31

I had to read this 2 times to make sure because this is crazy ,he pushed you away for some cartoon . Leave him now before it gets really strange.

xaru 21

Wednesday 1 May 2013 2:43

Tough choice

watski 2

Wednesday 1 May 2013 2:45

you must be bad at BJs.

yzzami 17

Wednesday 1 May 2013 2:45

Dragonbros before hos

Zebediabolical 40

Wednesday 1 May 2013 2:57

YDI OP, but I'm not sure why. It could either be for dating a legal adult who watches Dragonball Z or it could be for interrupting something that you probably know (or should know) is important to him.

hunter7614 3

Wednesday 1 May 2013 2:59

... I see no problem with that.

gc327072 30

Wednesday 1 May 2013 3:10

And in the midst of getting blown whilst watching dbz, the boyfriend looks down, and says in his best super saiyan voice "This isn't even my final size!"