Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting...

By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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Tuesday 30 April 2013 23:32

Haha at least u know he's not using you for sex

Ambient25 24

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I dunno why he did, it's 20 minutes of yelling and powering up...

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yellowstarburst 13

Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:16

"funs over"

WhitestBlackGuy 4

Thursday 29 October 2015 13:14

Dragon Ball Z before hoes any day

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Tuesday 16 August 2016 19:44

Who has time for ******** when you have Dragon Ball Z?

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 26 August 2016 19:07

That comment gave me cancer

ArbiterOfFML 24

Monday 7 August 2017 12:52

But DBZ is the best. My forty year old uncle still watches it.

Sinshine 28

Thursday 16 November 2017 23:50

Well he was right. When DBZ comes on, fun is over.

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