By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Boyfriend Win, simply put.

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okieraider71 4

All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing. All hail the great penis.

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jacketfootball 0

man if vaginas could talk... o the stories they'd tell

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veebabii96 0

i would lov mi bf lmao

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anchorblondie49 0

war is on. bring forth the penis.

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YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Lol I cnt stop laughing!!

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difadam 0

did the Talking ****** put the Great Penis in a hole? That we he will never wanna come out.

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HardCore_Sk8er 0

lmfao some people have no sense of humour these days!!! ha ha

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