Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time....

By Kayt - 03/10/2011 04:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML

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The_Instigator 11

Monday 3 October 2011 12:04

That damned Rubiks Cube, I've still never solved one.

yamatelle 19

Monday 3 October 2011 12:13

OP, Rubik's Cubes are like penises. The more you play with them the harder they get.

Comments

kiakia0131 23

Monday 3 October 2011 20:04

So, did you finish?

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 3 October 2011 20:13

He's focusing on the wrong box.

gllmo 0

Monday 3 October 2011 20:20

What a thug haha

JubJub1991 4

Monday 3 October 2011 21:11

That sucks, but if he can do both, he's got talent

Salkadi 9

Monday 3 October 2011 21:41

What the ****?

laxerswag180 4

Monday 3 October 2011 22:10

bitch slap him

pnaychickie583 10

Monday 3 October 2011 22:42

Did he solve it?

kushaman 0

Monday 3 October 2011 22:43

u must have magical privates going down on you makes people smarter

th4m4ster 6

Monday 3 October 2011 22:44

he s a douchebag, oh wait ..

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 3 October 2011 23:58

"OK, let's try this combination. Top, top, middle, bottom, bottom, top, left, right.....hey wait a minute, that gives me an idea! Where's that Rubik's Cube?"