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By anonymous - 05/09/2014 16:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By thornrose22 - 01/11/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By snottyface - 26/09/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML

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By rozziepop - 30/03/2012 05:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML

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By TheGirl - 23/11/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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Roskosity 22

Friday 5 September 2014 22:53

Did you wipe the mucus off of your face and onto the tablet?

Lil_Red777 21

Friday 5 September 2014 23:22

So hitting him isn't childish?

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swedeNix 13

Saturday 6 September 2014 0:09

Hope he said sry....

Khaleesi_26 30

Saturday 6 September 2014 0:10

Really, He could have turned the other way....

pitapizzaparty 18

Saturday 6 September 2014 0:47

How lovely

helloneal 5

Saturday 6 September 2014 0:51

If he is ever looking at **** on his new tab, leave immediately.

slyde32 12

Saturday 6 September 2014 1:41

what's wrong with that?

stripepanther 10

Saturday 6 September 2014 3:57

#39 Because he'll cum at her

DianeYoung 11

Saturday 6 September 2014 1:13

Did you say bless you?

AxNxNxIxEx12 7

Saturday 6 September 2014 1:52

I want a relationship like this

AnalSpelunking 19

Saturday 6 September 2014 1:54

To be fair, you can't wash a tablet...

iwadasn 32

Saturday 6 September 2014 1:54

Why he didn't he just cover his face with his arm like everyone else?

sammyjanette 17

Saturday 6 September 2014 4:26

I would be disgusted beyond words if someone sneezed into my face. Then I'd be LIVID.

whyisitincapital 25

Saturday 6 September 2014 4:31

Well I bet you two make out, so you probably exchange a lot of saliva anyway.

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