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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Jen_J_the_J 0

Monday 11 January 2010 16:20

if u dont want ur boyfriend, who has a great sense of humor, can i have him?

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Monday 11 January 2010 16:18

Hahaha eating burgers... With STYLE! x)

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alexblue 5

Friday 15 January 2010 18:37

yes dude

alexblue 5

Friday 15 January 2010 19:33

yes dude

neilf437 0

Friday 15 January 2010 19:42

gud one

alexblue 5

Friday 15 January 2010 21:15

that's the spirit!

alexblue 5

Friday 15 January 2010 23:55

fat one!

alexblue 5

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:56

big one

alexblue 5

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:59

big one

smrtblkguy 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 2:09

lmao

SEALMaster11 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 6:43

#45 I Couldnt agree more cook bitch!!

erjaguam 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:19

SO WHAT who says you have to be casual to be in McDonalds? it's not like you were the only one overdressed. you're a boring girlfriend.

fuzionfrenzie 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 18:10

your boyfriend is a douche. i probably would have smacked him and said lets go home.

bolek 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 20:31

omg that suckss

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