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By RustyRuski - 29/12/2013 22:58 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML

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Monday 30 December 2013 1:30

Sounds like he got Russian out the door pretty quick...

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Monday 30 December 2013 1:31

He's a pussy

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redpaper 1

Monday 20 January 2014 3:07

I learned the hard way to never date a Russian... Sorry, OP. ;_;

MarkGaus 12

Sunday 16 August 2015 3:51

Did he say suka blyat because that means ******* bitch

turtles_yup 18

Sunday 27 December 2015 18:00

oops finger slip. i didnt mean to press you deserve it

Altairae 18

Monday 6 June 2016 22:06

I think he said: 'cyka blyat rush b'

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