Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start...

By Thankshun - 04/03/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML

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Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:50

Tell him to shut up and go buy you chocolate.

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Tuesday 5 March 2013 0:50

Wow, like you can choose that.

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wasliedtoasakid 22

Monday 15 December 2014 6:55

WOW. Just WOW. So very mature. *cough* Asshat! *cough*

RampagingBoner 12

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:20

Ew I don't even want to know what he was going to do to you

wickedgetz 30

Monday 31 July 2017 21:35

Stupid guy. Im sure he doesn't realise there is many ways to still have fun in the bedroom and many ways for you to please him

ftpallday666 16

Monday 1 July 2019 15:05

Dump him, with a capital D.

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