Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public.... - FML

By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:06

YDI for letting him. Jeez.

Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 11 August 2010 19:19

Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts? What strange and perfect world do you live in?

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fetterjohn 1

Thursday 12 August 2010 21:22

haha...Tune in Tokyo!

drew123456 0

Friday 13 August 2010 7:26

I pwn newbs and get bewbs

Hellooomindyy 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 2:15

I think someone should just make a site called WTF, because this definatly is not a **** your life situation, this is so stupid that it doesn't even **** your DAY.

FishKicker 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 3:11

Lol. Something I've done before.

Skorpack 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 3:52

What a champ !!

Felecorr 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 4:43

I'd do it if no one was looking.

Reidar 11

Thursday 19 August 2010 17:58

That's what we do :-)

bontox 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:19

If he graduates to sign language with your ****** I suggest you kick that tool to the curb.

hatarou 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:10

Man I wanna meet this guy :o lol I used to do this to my ex! Whenever she disagreed with me i asked her boobs for a second opinion and they always had my back lol I even took the liberty of naming them lol

urTEARSmySMILE 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 0:39

haha he 4got to do mines ;p

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