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By professorsdaughter - 19/06/2014 05:28 - United States - Spokane

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

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Puppys_Doll 28

Monday 4 May 2015 1:45

At least you know he is being honest :3

fantasyworld 37

Monday 26 October 2015 22:28

I'd go over and help him. You're still spending time together.

knuckleheadknock 26

Friday 11 November 2016 7:48

hahaha ask him to come over so that you can do homework together :D

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Monday 24 July 2017 15:27

that wouldn't keep me from seeing my gf... I didn't do any homework this year in enlish and almost got a 2. (Austrian equivalent to B)

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