Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend of 2 years met my family for the first time... - FML

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By anon - 29/04/2016 06:42 - Australia - Strathpine

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years met my family for the first time due to long distance. At dinner I blurted out "daddy could you please pass me the gravy" and both my boyfriend and dad went to grab it. I have never once called my boyfriend daddy but no one will believe me. He can't stop laughing FML

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Shade0000 9

Friday 29 April 2016 20:41

Maybe he wants her to. Maybe it was just him trying to have a little fun, albeit awkward.

necklacethief 23

Friday 29 April 2016 20:24

If you've never called your boyfriend "daddy", then why did he get up to get the gravy? Hmm.

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necklacethief 23

Friday 29 April 2016 20:24

If you've never called your boyfriend "daddy", then why did he get up to get the gravy? Hmm.

Shade0000 9

Friday 29 April 2016 20:41

Maybe he wants her to. Maybe it was just him trying to have a little fun, albeit awkward.

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