Love: Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks...

By justabitembarrassed - 07/10/2012 14:20 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

agreeclassic 24 854

vote type 1 4 821

End-of-year festivities: New Year's Eve fun and frolics
End the year on a high note with anecdotes where every New Year's Eve firecracker is synonymous with laughter! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By Magicfml - 05/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Toledo

Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML

agreeclassic 6 301

vote type 1 1 036

Skittish

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 22:00 - Germany

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML

agreeclassic 134

vote type 1 505

By ninja breakup? - 11/10/2018 14:00

Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML

agreeclassic 3 639

vote type 1 360

Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

agreeclassic 32 855

vote type 1 3 172

Like in the movies

By alltern8ive - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

agreeclassic 30 647

vote type 1 5 165

Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

agreeclassic 35 600

vote type 1 5 037

By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 00:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

agreeclassic 20 462

vote type 1 2 980

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

agreeclassic 39 443

vote type 1 4 480

Carry that weight

By Sally - 16/02/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping on his back for a piggyback ride. He wasn’t expecting it. We both ended up on the floor, and I owe him a new pair of glasses. FML

agreeclassic 81

vote type 1 731

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

agreeclassic 29 640

vote type 1 4 104

NukedaZoo 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:25

And that is a problem?

DocBastard 38

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:25

He can't become invisible. Therefore, he is NOT a ninja.

Comments

newmandotcom 6

Monday 8 October 2012 0:10

How old are you guys if he is just now learning to somersault?

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Monday 8 October 2012 0:11

Lets hope he doesn't start slamming into things haha

Issy_Marie 15

Monday 8 October 2012 0:11

Your boyfriend is awesome!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 8 October 2012 0:12

That's funny. Just be glad he's in shape.

DanielT1994 19

Monday 8 October 2012 0:19

So? And I'm sure you don't do anything stupid for fun, right? Let him have his fun.

Mynameislinh 24

Monday 8 October 2012 0:26

I find that incredibly funny and cute.. Don't you?

BananerzFresh 12

Monday 8 October 2012 0:40

Haha. What's the problem?

Salem222 4

Monday 8 October 2012 0:41

Ninja skills ftw!

hoochiescabba 2

Monday 8 October 2012 0:43

More like "I agree, your life rocks!"

abrons 0

Monday 8 October 2012 0:48

I never knew that's how you spell "somersault" haha

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Kids Parenting Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Intimacy Suspicious Sex Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

agreeclassic 25 573

vote type 1 2 893

Today, after seven months studying in Italy, I understood that the "Finocchio" nickname that my Italian friends gave to me really means "Queer". FML

agreeclassic 554

vote type 1 87

Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML

agreeclassic 6 158

vote type 1 618

Today, I put up my profile pic in Call of Duty: Mobile for the first time and got more than 50 friend requests and some very offensive messages from creepy guys. FML

agreeclassic 940

vote type 1 285

Today, I had two minutes to get to the bus stop which usually takes me eight minutes. I had to catch that bus to be at work at the hospital in time. I was in such a hurry, I didn't have the time to tie my shoe laces. I ran with untied shoe laces. I did end up in the hospital. FML

agreeclassic 38 570

vote type 1 14 970

Today, the evening phone conversations with my boyfriend, after I finished all my tasks, used to be the one thing I would be looking forward to all day. It would keep me going. Now, they feel like one more task, one more box to check before I can truly relax. FML

agreeclassic 498

vote type 1 225