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By noellebelle626 - 06/07/2016 13:51 - United States - Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Why? Because I developed the stomach flu and a cold in the same week so I'm too "weak" for him. He's had the stomach flu for 6 days and has been sick with bronchitis for 2 weeks. I got this crap from taking care of him and cleaning up his puke. You're welcome Hun. FML
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gunner1579 25

If he's that much of a dick you're probably better off without him

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littlekellilee 45

my ex once got pneumonia after a bad flu. I took care of him, took him to appointments, and eventually waited in the waiting room with him at the hospital for hours. Once he got better, he was convinced I had made him sick and dumped me. we dated 2.5 years. I'm so much better off!

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gunner1579 25

If he's that much of a dick you're probably better off without him

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littlekellilee 45

my ex once got pneumonia after a bad flu. I took care of him, took him to appointments, and eventually waited in the waiting room with him at the hospital for hours. Once he got better, he was convinced I had made him sick and dumped me. we dated 2.5 years. I'm so much better off!

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PhantomKitty 26

It sounds like he was just looking for an excuse to break up with you anyways. You're better off without someone like that.

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motoikkyu 13

Women are undeniably stronger than men: pregnancy and childbirth, menstruation, waxing and maintenance on long hair. Go for a guy who recognizes this and can appreciate your strength and excellence.

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