Love: Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he...

By mollyeyers - 22/08/2010 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

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By kitkat - 17/09/2014 19:48 - United States

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lives two hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

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By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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JINJANINJA 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:14

what are you guys, like 12 years old gtfo

fuhckmylyfe 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 23:37

oh hunny he didn't have that girlfriend only 16 seconds ago..

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xteldridgex 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 1:10

GET THE **** OVER IT!!

LemonpartyIsSexy 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 5:26

what a loser. it took him a whole 16 seconds to get a new gf....grow a pair and more on. he really needs to stop dwelling on his past relationships

WTF000WHY 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 6:04

I Know how you feel!! Same damb thing happened to me!

SadinSherman 16

Sunday 24 October 2010 19:24

Someone works fast.

Ambermordo09 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 21:12

My ex did that to me with a girl he never met before. Then begged me to come back for weeks .... I told him to **** himself and I moved on :D

Rachelwill 1

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:28

what an ass

Fancy1988 0

Friday 11 March 2011 8:25

What an asshole..life

Fuutballer 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:45

You counted the seconds?

sarakelli721 0

Monday 10 October 2011 15:30

At least he broke up with you first. Would you rather him have cheated on you? Exactly.

tyghl55 4

Wednesday 16 November 2011 6:46

Lol owned

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