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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:09 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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Unlock the door. Get out of the car.

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Love the gas Meg! Love it!!!

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goaliestud30 23

Tuesday 28 July 2015 1:56

Your boyfriend sounds like an awesome dude

Tyrax 16

Saturday 6 August 2016 0:46

You mean Ex. And I'm assuming he activated the child locks. Otherwise, you are a moron.

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Saturday 30 March 2019 1:17

Omfg I HAVE to do this

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