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By cuntgf - 17/06/2016 16:45 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke into my locker ate all my food, tried to trip me when I walked away and called me a cunt. FML

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gunner1579 25

Saturday 18 June 2016 4:35

You mean 'ex-boyfriend' right?

GhostFox 33

Saturday 18 June 2016 10:34

What the **** are you still calling him your boyfriend for? That is toxic as hell and abusive. Get out of that relationship before he escalates it further- and given that he did all that in a short period of time, he will escalate it.

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gunner1579 25

Saturday 18 June 2016 4:35

You mean 'ex-boyfriend' right?

TudorGirl21 8

Saturday 18 June 2016 5:57

You so deserve better. Dump. Him.

GhostFox 33

Saturday 18 June 2016 10:34

What the **** are you still calling him your boyfriend for? That is toxic as hell and abusive. Get out of that relationship before he escalates it further- and given that he did all that in a short period of time, he will escalate it.

xx000o 27

Saturday 18 June 2016 19:42

Put him on Craigslist under "boyfriends for free"

JairBear241 6

Monday 20 June 2016 4:22

I hope you dumped him afterwards

FoxOne_fml 12

Tuesday 21 June 2016 18:38

Today, my now ex-boyfriend broke into my locker ate all my food, tried to trip me when I walked away and called me a ****. FML There, fixed it for you

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