Love: Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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Saturday 18 December 2010 15:55

If that's not true love then what is?

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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. Oh wait.

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Maybe he can't reach the booger and needs some moral support

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