Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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Friday 31 December 2010 12:22

cute! lol

CRrawsum 7

Friday 31 December 2010 12:51

I shower naked.

Comments

flodezie 0

Friday 31 December 2010 18:33

maybe he asked her to pick out flowers for you!!

magi_n_blanca 0

Friday 31 December 2010 18:36

aw so cute !

eminem_lover 0

Friday 31 December 2010 18:43

thats actually pretty cute that hes self conscience(:

hunturkey 0

Friday 31 December 2010 19:22

is he like 8 years old? lol

melodiegirl11 0

Friday 31 December 2010 19:50

aww lol cute..hes shy lmfao thts hilarious

rebelndisguise 3

Friday 31 December 2010 20:17

aww cute...

stro88 6

Friday 31 December 2010 20:24

sometimes a dude just ain't packing. don't rub it in for him.

The_Rusty_Mango 0

Friday 31 December 2010 21:20

Yup

neveropenthat 7

Friday 31 December 2010 21:26

thats funny

thebatman648 0

Friday 31 December 2010 21:45

oh boo hoo rip them off

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