Health: Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth... - FML

By disgustedgf - 28/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he stopped brushing his teeth two days after we started dating. Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary. FML

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redshortsx 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

oh my god that's disgusting! but if your kissing him how could you not know?!

knights95 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:53

That's just gross

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succksforryouu 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:23

and how many times did you kiss him ?.

rileynautumn 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:29

that's just foul! you must also have horrible hygine if you didn't notice that. gross! this FML makes me want to go bathe and brush my teeth for an hour.

Dramori 29

Tuesday 28 June 2011 19:40

don't shave your legs until he starts brushing - that'll do it! ;D

jennabell86 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:04

And you never noticed?

SarafinaBella 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:07

YDI, you're just as revolting for not noticing.

jerica98 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:09

Okay thats gross, on the bright side Happy Anniversary!!

effinlovely 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:17

FYL because that's disgusting, but YDI for not noticing.

justanotherrando_fml 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:18

Well ironically that stinks!

jesstriplet 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:32

and you're just now realizing this?????

Killerturtle 11

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:34

I don't see the problem if she didn't notice.

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