Valentine's slay, Successful breakups and Love: Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because...

By klala - 08/02/2012 14:07 - Reserved

Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML

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By Flavorite - 10/02/2009 19:35 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML

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By bm128902 - 01/10/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML

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By alone - 14/02/2012 05:34 - Australia

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 14/10/2018 14:00

Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML

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By bruisedandconfused - 12/02/2019 12:25 - United States - Aberdeen

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By R281780 - 14/02/2016 15:53 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML

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By workworkwork - 27/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boss asked me to pick up more waitressing shifts because we are short-staffed. I already work seven days a week. FML

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By NoValentine - 14/02/2009 22:49 - United States

Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML

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By WhoLikesPie - 25/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Tampa

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

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Monday 8 February 2010 20:31

Valentine's day is considered a big enough holiday for employees to have a day off? C: cool now if they could only do the same for Halloween

pensadoii 0

Monday 8 February 2010 20:10

Hey, extra money for you, right? That was rude of her to say though =/

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Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:40

atleast you have palmala X-D

SAM5000 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 21:59

that sucks man haha

corleon198425 22

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:29

I agree with 1

springrider 1

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:24

hehe

alfalfalaffa 17

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:10

your boss is a dick it doesn't matter how undatable someone is there are just sone things that you don't tell people lol

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:31

Valentine's Day is highly overrated, good dental hygiene is not.

dogan_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 12:51

i wounder why????

wubu18 6

Sunday 14 February 2010 8:42

wow

wevez87 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 13:14

hope you're having fun today

yahdude 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:42

your either fat or black

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Today, our chocolate Labrador ran away. My dad adopted it because he really wanted a hunting dog, promising he'd be in charge of its training and feeding. I ended up getting saddled with that instead. The dog was so hyper it was untrainable, and dad blamed me when it burst out of its kennel and bolted into the night. FML

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Today, I was crying after a bad day at work. As I walked down the street, a young boy in a minivan tried to get my attention. He kept saying, "Hi, hi, please wave!" in a sad voice. When I politely waved at him, I saw a group of kids in the van giggling hysterically and taking pictures of me. FML

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