Wish I could like that comment.. xD ^^

....Dude, how old are you?

So, y'all still friends?

Op, if she doesn't like the idea, don't keep pushing it on her. It doesn't matter how perfect breast milk is, friends come first. If she's uncomfortable and doesn't want to sell, lay off.

All caps dude, not cool !

He did lay off. He asked her once. Chill. Anyway, OP, as someone who is actually into fitness, I understand this. But, as awkward as it was, it shouldn't be too hard for either of you to move on :)

One, Caps doesn't make it any more convincing stop shouting. Two, I wouldn't be friends with someone who keeps trying to make me give him or her my breast milk. Lay off her or she'll see you as a creep and push you far away.

I get what your saying but all I heard is that shes only breastfeeding for a month what?? Lol anyway you could buy bm online.

87, he said she wasn't sold on the idea "...YET" (it feels wrong to quote him without caps) which hints at the idea that he's gonna pester her some more. But I'm hoping you're right and it was just the once.

OP you're kind of a creep just for saying she's not "SOLD ON THE IDEA... YET". No means no. Go take your weird exercise rituals someplace else, you don't really deserve to be with the general population, especially since it sounds like this mom-to-be isn't even breastfeeding yet and you're already all over her for your own creepy, selfish wants.

Dude I can understand you might want breast milk for the benefits it provides but you are simply obssessed! You need help in my opinion!

"ARNOLD HIMSELF USED THE STUFF AND HE HAD A 57 in CHEST" Ok 1st off babies use "THE STUFF" as well but I am pretty sure they don't have a 57 in chest. 2ed off I like how the in whole comment "in" is the only thing not in caps

Dude, calm down and get off the steroids. I imagine when you talk, you shout. I cannot really blame her for saying no if you came at her like that. "GIVE ME YOUR BREAST MILK!!" Something tells me you peacock a lot. If your friend reads fml: sell it to him for a ridiculously high amount. "Sure, $500 per 8 oz." You could get a nice college fund started.

You know there are places you can buy it online. Women sell it to them and they certify that it's safe and then sell it to other people, usually new moms who don't produce enough on there own but how would they know what you want it for

So just buy formula, I guess the content in protein/carbs/fat/calcium is around the same as real human milk... As for antibodies, you are an adult, so i hope for you that you produce your own antibodies already...(contrary to babies that were not exposed to our dirty world yet) Anyway you said in the fml that your ADDICTION to body-building reached a peak, so maybe you should consider to cure your addiction instead of pestering your friend....

Alright, chill the **** out.

It doesn't "take boobies to get boobies." As a girl, i must say, while a nicely chiseled chest can be a lovely thing, most girls i know think bodybuilders are gross. There's nothing remotely attractive about Arnold-type muscles. Besides, looks certainly aren't they only thing. Maybe you should work on building your personality instead; you might have better luck.

Don't write everything in capital letters. It makes the text difficult to read.

Is your caps lock key broken?

No offense OP, but instead of going on asking people for breast milk just go for goat milk. It is lean and has much more protein then cows milk, which is actually meant to be fattening. Doesn't matter if she is your best friend or not, that is completely unacceptable to ask her for her breast milk. If that had happened to me, I probably wouldn't have wanted to talk to that person, best friend or not, for a long time; if ever again. And the way you put all caps locks, not just in one post but two, kinda shows that you are really immature. Grow up and find a better, non creepy way, to get your milk.

Get off the damn steroids.

OP, it's people like you I do my best to stay away from. As an athlete (although I'm not a bodybuilder) I can understand why you would want the breastmilk, but no means no. You're gonna risk pushing your friend away if you keep pushing this issue. It seems like this bodybuilding thing has been messing with other aspects of your life for awhile now. Calm the **** down, lay off the supplements/pre-workouts a little bit, and try to nurture yourself in a more well-rounded way, not just physically. And for the love of God, stop writing in all caps.

Thats swole.

#117, if I could thumbs up your comment more than once I would. OP, you already identified that your bodybuilding is an addiction, so stop pestering people, stop trying to justify your weird request, and GO GET HELP. To all the grammar Nazis, I hope my use of CAPSLOCK is appropriate.

I don't think its that odd to be fair I was brest feed till I was 2 1/2 If my mom didnt do that I could have died before I even hit 5 I had over 70 allergies and now I'm only down to about 5. if it wasn't for breast milk I wouldn't be here. it very healthy and I think people should feed their child brest milk untill they are about 2-3 minimum. and think about it.. it might be processed because its not for us but milk you buy in the store is brest milk from a cow... what's worse? an animals Brest milk or a humans?

And it's none of your business what women do with nursing their children. I know a woman who can't breastfeed because she never developed milk after her child was born. My aunt couldn't breastfeed her third child due to severe mastitis. Guess what? They are both healthy, so keep your opinion to yourself

Breast milk also has the highest concentration of toxins of any bodily secretion. Building your muscles and damaging your brain. Pretty good steroid mimic.

OP you should really get help. Although you may look healthy your obsession with health and fitness isn't.

Dude. The only difference between breast milk and formula is the presence of antibodies. Since you are an adult with a mature intestinal tract, antibodies cannot cross the mucusal lining anymore, and it simply gets degraded into its amino acid constituents. And THEN it is taken up into the cell to form new protein. (Same goes for HGH and BST/rBST. It gets DEGRADED.) Therefore there is no immunity advantage for you. And it already sounds as though you are getting more than enough protein as it is, so any additional protein gets excreted. I would hate to think how badly you have damaged your kidneys by now... And increased calcium intake means squat without additional magnesium, and Vit D.

You just made my day man. You just made my day.

I can't breastfeed my child shadowkitty101. Think before you spew nonsense like women should breastfeed their kids a minimum of 2 or 3 years

LOLOLOLOL, OMG THIS FML IS ******* HILARIOUS1

Man, I totally read OP's comment in Terry Crews' voice the way he did it for all those Old Spice commercials. Classic!

Lmao

I agree with 150. I planned on breast feeding my daughter for her first year and because of complications, I couldn't. It really sucked, but it sucks more to constantly hear that mothers should be forced to breast feed. And OP, I can almost see your point, but you're being really creepy about it. Just buy a protein shake.

Possibly the worst follow up ever... My brain hurts.

Don't you type in caps at me

105 it was a great idea. It's better than missing a workout.

118 they don't care if girls find it attractive. They aren't doing it for girls.

To the people saying OP is obsessed. Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated. Although I do agree that pestering his friend and continuing to ask for booby milk is creepy and he should just buy it online.

lol " if it takes boobies to get boobies then boobies it is" looove that- I'm using it!!!

@118 You go girl. Although I do like some muscle, I don't like weird crap or like steriod muscles....

-.- so we damage babies brain breastfeeding? no... idiot.

#77 your freaking awesome #142 -.- so we damage babies brain breastfeeding? no... idiot. #160 he didnt say anything wrong. As odd as it sounds he is right. Medical courses and doctors back it up. No side affects or harmful additives like protien. He said nothing insulting anyone who had complications or cant breastfeed. I am sorry that some ladies cant and want to. OP did nothing wrong but it is kinda odd to ask your friend XD OP - thats funny man XD id think you should order online instead hahaha

This is the craziest follow up I have ever read.

op **** em. people will hate. you made a valid point. breast milk is extremely healthy. I hope you find a way to get all your needed nutrients and whatnot. way to stay devoted! not a lot of people have your dedication!

I agree with you, #89. Breastfeeding for only one month? :

@ 75: From my own personal experience it was hard enough trying to get sufficient milk production to feed my crying baby in those first 2 months especially when sleep was out of the question for atleast the first 6 weeks! and you would like her supply of breast milk to aid with your "man boobies" so that you can look like Arnie? Not cool Man! Not cool!

**** YEAH. BREASTMILK. ...sorry all the caps hyped me up.

Can't take OP seriously. THAT CAPS LOCK

Take a chill pill dude. Holy shit.

LOUD NOISES!

this made me laugh way more than it should have

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I had to run that through a computer algorithm just so I could read it. Don't ever write in all caps. All caps are only good if you are a computer programmer and you want to define a variable that is a constant.

thus is true lol I nursed but. I think h went a lil far with asking her haha

Personally, I think you could find other ways to get all those nutrients you described, but don't ask her to commit her breast milk to you when she'll have a newborn baby to worry about. The first person who gets that milk is the baby, no questions asked, & your friend shouldn't have to feel like she's letting you down if she decides to breast feed for longer than a month. I guess my point is, it was extremely selfish of you to ask her that question in the first place.

Thank you, FML Staff Dude. :)

#88 he asked once it's ok a friend asked me too when I had my son it's fine it's awkward for like 10 mins then it's like whatever

I get it. I never got why people were all grossed out by human breast milk when a good bunch of us have already drank it as babies. Oh oh and we're all for interspecies milk that cost more than gas -n-

Can I not like this comment lol?

Wish I could thumbs up the FML Staff XD & OP... You need to calm the **** down. You sound like you really have a problem mentally and need to get help for your body building addiction. When you take it that far, something's wrong. I hope you don't keep bothering your friend for her breastmilk.. That's really creepy and invasive. You'll be lucky if she wants to stay friends with you after this. Bottom line, she said no!

I don't have an issue with people drinking breast milk..I have an issue with op trying to convince their friend to give it to them. She said no. If the workout means more than your friend: YOU HAVE AN ISSUE. As others have said, it's hard for many women to produce just for their child. She hasn't even had the child, so we don't even know if she would have enough for her CHILD. My cousins wife is having to feed both breast milk and formula just so the baby isn't starving all the time. As others said, there's women selling their breast milk. I still see it a bit selfish considering it tends to be meant for women who can't breastfeed, but that's and option or formula. Your plan isn't really the issue, it's how you are going about it.

WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

Calm down there roid monkey. I know athletic girls bigger than you so chill who you call puny small fry. If the chick so no it means no. Quit being a pussy and wanting the easy way and eat lean protein and spend more time working out than looking at yourself in the mirror or staring at girls.

Maybe because it's designed for babies, not adults. There's a reason humans and all other animals stop drinking it. If it was that good for adults, we would just drink only that. But we don't for a reason.

#75 If she says no onc3, leave it alone. saying she isn't sold yet just makes you a creep and messed up in the head. Leave her and her breastmilk alone.

I didn't read a lot of that because all caps is annoying, but I don't really feel sympathy for you.

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Now its official that you can buy breast milk in california

@118 I think the "BOOBIES" he was referring to getting are his pectorals...

Oh God, even on your profile page you used all capitalisation. Tone it down a bit, please.

Where did you read that Arnold drank it? because all I can find is articles saying its "rumored" he did or claim he did without explain how they know that. and I just can't get past him saying "Milk is for babies".

This comment, brought to you by Mister Torgue Flexington.

For someone who is "addicted" to bodybuilding, you'd think you'd be bigger than you are

Can I ask if there's a glitch in your eltronic device that prevents you from using lowercase letters or is this one of those masculinity issues I hear about? In any case what I really want to say is to the repliers of this comment could it be that she's deciding on wether or not she's ok with giving him milk and is making a decision and that's why he said "she wasn't sold on the idea....yet"?

yo chill he's not creepy actually its common for ppl to drinj breat milk becaude it is so rich in nutrients we need because ITS MEANT FOR HUMANS TO DRINK cow milk is made for cows. hoats for goats AND HUMANS FOR HUMANS not that difficult to understand

It doesn't matter the benefits of the milk, it's besides the point. Is she supposed to be like, "Oh okay well in that case sure!" It's like trying to pursuade someone for the money in their waller because it's good stuff. Okay? Doesn't make it right to keep pushing, it's still not yours. Grow up.

275 It's not what he's asking for, it's how he's doing it.

How he's asking for it, from what I can see, was acknowledging in advance that the question is weird and uncomfortable, and then asking to buy any surplus - IF there is any. To all the people cussing get him for "being obsessed and putting his muscles ahead of her baby" - A: he's not - he specifically asked about buying any surplus IF she decided to stop breastfeeding. B: I think the the obsession is kind of the point.

You remind me of torgue from borderlands

Doesn't make it right

Are you also addicted to using all caps?

breast milk is healthier (hormone wise) than roids

What risk? Babys drink it.

He means the risk of losing a friend forever. He's not saying the breast milk itself is harmful.

126 actually 76 was saying that the breast milk was harmful. Obviously they don't know much about that subject because breast milk is not even remotely comparable to steroids and hormones. HGH (human growth hormone) is the worst steroid there is one your body. They don't want it for that propose, but for the purity of all the protein & nutrients in it.

Prob just excited from working out..