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By fothermuckerrr - 14/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML

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Friday 14 May 2010 12:06

What a shallow bitch! Ditch her, nobody wants a friend like that.

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You should have told her you're only friends with her because her cuntish attitude makes everyone like you better.

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GlitterAngel 8

Tuesday 29 May 2012 3:18

Fist in the face.. Boost your confidence sweetheart.. She's a breed you don't need to know.

carlyemarshall 5

Monday 4 June 2012 6:02

Awwwww poor u. Maybe u should get a new best friend.

gorangers 4

Sunday 24 June 2012 21:12

I bet it's true

SomeRussianGirl 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 13:34

Wow you sound like a typical Stereotype. I'd hate to be friends with you.

Nolonger 11

Thursday 29 August 2013 5:09

Ditch that bitch.

alphabitch 2

Thursday 14 November 2013 9:29

Learn some grammer! It boostS her confidence, not boost it. Idiot!

brianna1494 27

Saturday 27 February 2016 3:57

I dearly hope you're joking since you used the word, "grammer".

InfiniteSecret 20

Wednesday 6 September 2017 13:32

I would stop that friendship, I have been friends with people because I make them feel better it isn't worth it

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