By possiblyoverweight - 08/11/2011 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML
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that1guy1 13

Hey, it's a step in the right direction!

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chilla4m3 6

Why is the baby close enough to latch on to the father's tit is my question

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sissycullen 4

Because whenever you hold a baby, you hold it pretty close to your chest. And a lot of men don't wear shirts around the house. But if that's not the case- you're right. O_o

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ilovedramahehe 7

Reminds me of Family Guy ;) keke^^

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Ami_lee333 5

LOL i think this guy has moobys (aka man boobys)

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zebraface 15

Well now you know how breastfeeding mothers feel. Sucks doesn't it?

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Love_that_panda 0

@108, "sucks" lol I see what you did there! xD

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

I hope OP doesn't have hairy nipples or he may have just given his son reason to never latch again.

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sissycullen 4

Am I the only one who, after reading that he was from the UK, read the FML in a British accent?

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btstig 11

What the **** FML. My comment got deleted.

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Okayitwasme 0

Dude, what are you doing without a shirt on, holding a baby? Seen that episode on family guy.

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