By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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smchls 0

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

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lovemyE8 0

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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aquarius6 0

Cute but twisted...

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godyourethick 0

Your child is clearly amazing.

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xoxkayybabeexox 0

well now you get a boyfriend. might have to wait a few years if you want it to be legal. if your into that sort of thing

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Mr_FYLife 0

It's sad that more than 1 million people are like this person above me in this world. Earth is ******....

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AuroraNoctis 0

No, it's actually pretty normal, and pretty common for little kids to say that. It's just their way of expressing affection, they don't know what that entails. I used to say I wanted to marry my dad when I was little. Needless to say, I don't anymore.

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SarahsWickedGame 0

thats cute and evil at the same time

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lolperson 0

I bet five bucks that someone told him to say that. Either way, this made my day! :)

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rakhil11 7

He doesn't realize what going out with someone means, he loves you like family and going out is about love...just another kind. :D Your kid loves you? FYL indeed

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