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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

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By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By DEE - 26/07/2018 15:00

Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML

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Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

Slimfast, it's delicious.

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Saturday 23 April 2011 19:38

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Sunday 24 April 2011 1:16

man boobs haha double D's rofl

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Sunday 24 April 2011 1:39

haha man boobs ftw!!

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Sunday 24 April 2011 1:45

you should have said in your dreams lol

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Sunday 24 April 2011 1:45

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Sunday 24 April 2011 2:05

that's just awesome kids whatcha gonna do wit them

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Sunday 24 April 2011 2:13

ydi for being fat... ha ha you have moobs!

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Sunday 24 April 2011 3:29

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