Transportation Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down....

pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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Anonymous - 21/05/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

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lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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Classic prank

CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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Thanks!

Anonymous - 19/08/2015 13:54 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

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Smells like…

Anonymous - 03/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I was driving past men working on the side of the road. There was a lot of water pouring down the road and as I slowed down to drive through it, a car sped past me, splashing my entire car. It was only then I realized it was a septic tank leak. FML

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Barf

epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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iross - 23/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML

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Username - 02/08/2011 07:55 - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

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Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:18

Clean it up with Orbit white!....FABULOUS! For a good, clean feeling, no matter what!

Sfugius 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:15

...why was your mouth open again...?

missey_jey 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:00

LMAO! CAUGHT YOU WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN!xD

MrFlintstone 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:08

one question. did you think it tasted good?

alex112094 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:15

why was your mouth open?

Igor_g5 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:13

Why did you drive with your mouth open?

buggybeauty 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:52

ugh. that sucks :(

shamille 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:06

ydi for being a mouth breather. isn't there a van that takes you and your housemates around?

xosKsxo 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 14:40

ydi? what's that

shamille 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:28

"you deserve it"

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Saturday 29 September 2012 8:33

I agree. If you're too stupid to breathe through your nose, you don't deserve to be alive.

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Thursday 4 March 2010 9:17

dirty mouth? clean it with orbit.

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Thursday 4 March 2010 13:23

#73 FTW!!!! xD

kyarush 10

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:23

fail. close your mouth

MrFlintstone 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 14:10

#73 is right go get orbit gum.

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Thursday 4 March 2010 14:12

his mouth was open because he was singing Taylor Swift

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