Miscellaneous: Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it...

By shitballs_911 - 07/10/2009 11:13 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

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Dusa_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 20:02

Oh man that sucks major but is hella funny, sorry man. XD

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GET TO THE CHOPPA!

Comments

Meizlizard 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 0:32

Great to see an FML that isn’t depressing, this is how they all should be.

samiams00 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 0:38

Good thing you geared up first. #64 you're an idiot get 20 people to shoot you at once all within a close range or point blank. See how you like it.

martinezcory 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:40

wow i would love to have friends who actually TOLD ME ( in 1 way or another like the sorry) they were going to ambush you ... yea i was scared

wellthatsucks 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 2:15

...wow. That's really said FYM (F Your Moment).

dspadres 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 2:41

How is this an FML? You were playing a game and lost. It's not like you were shot up while you were naked. Your life is hardly ******...this is just a funny story to tell people.