Work: Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

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By freckleboy422 - 31/01/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:13

Sue !?

coolkid_matt 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:12

Wow what a wanker.

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Legendslayer222 26

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:01

That's bad. But yeah, you don't need a creepy boss. At least you're happily married?

kittenkiller 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Bree12345 15

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:03

damn that sucks

166324 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 14:33

girl u sexy

hellokat1 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:29

Guy you creepy.

Acaprice14 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:28

she got fired, so she doesnt :D

kittenkiller 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:04

I just thought, maybe she was a prostitute and the pimp didn't want a married woman working at a job like that so that's why he fired her

lifeisabitchandy 2

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:04

were u working at a strip club?

theman34 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:08

nice

My_Nightmare 19

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:09

Sue his ass!

mismonroe 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:13

And then you go to court.

abethehonest 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 19:48

iss dich? warum denn?

bbonander 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:15

I smell a lawsuit

rhysfucker 24

Wednesday 22 June 2011 13:18

7 choptoxity: nailed it

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