Birthday and Drunk: Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my... - FML

By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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Tomer06 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:35

I guess you haven't heard of a taxi?

shamille 5

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:58

O.o how did they get to your house?

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jennifernorvell 7

Thursday 19 April 2012 4:39

Wow u need new friends. Thats messed up

Orchard 33

Wednesday 8 May 2013 1:34

Oh hell no! I would have sent them packing, gone out and had some fun on my own. To hell with being other people's babysitter on your special birthday!!!

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