Health: Today, it's the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap,...

By Madi Jenna - 04/05/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, it's the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap, vegetable oil, lotion, soaked my hand in ice to make the swelling of my finger to come down, and even my mom pulled so hard she dislocated my finger. FML

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Comments

j_cat187 19

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:27

butcher knife will do it

caviar_fml 2

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:43

just leave it on

tigrouficele2012 44

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:44

...so stop trying to take it off. Duh.

BumpSetSpikeBitc 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:46

ya! cut the ****** off

invicta8926 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:47

It's material, cut it off

stromdahl17 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:48

Astro-Glide.

saevitia 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:56

Use windex. That will take it right off.

shelbyjoa2011 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:08

u might have to cut it off :(

Rappingurl13 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:15

That sucks royally

Sparkiee93 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:22

You're probably going to have to go to the doctors and have them cut the ring off.

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