By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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sucks_for_you 0

if it makes you feel any better, my mom would do the exact same thing. but ti wouldn't be on my birthday because she wouldn't have remembered

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redbluegreen 40

I didn't know cats could scratch badly enough to require stitches. But your mom's a nutcase, seriously. You don't go throwing something with claws and teeth at your sleeping child.

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fuckrealIzation 0

no. 16 i'm pretty sure u can't catch rabbis from a cat...unless it's the legendary JEWCAT!

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AngelicDreamer 0

DAMN THAT SUCKS, HAPPY B-DAY ... 8s

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photographer_fml 0

lmao #7 i would have been pissed

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Tundra234 0

whats with the jew jokes??? i dont get it. whats a jewcat??

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Jakil_Spectre 0

LMAO, I'm still laughing at #10..... but seriously that sucks.

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blackfire_fml 0

They should have written FML in the chart with the letters on it...

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