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By Greeeaaattt - 03/01/2019 16:00

Today, it’s my birthday. My husband said he has a surprise for me. He seemed really excited, so I was too. His big surprise was that he put a new toilet roll on after he finished with the old one. He was dead serious. That was my birthday present from him. FML
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MA_medQ 7

Dear fellow women, When you realise you’re dating a man child, sit him down and explain that that shit ain’t gonna fly or leave. Don’t marry him for God sake. Demand that your partner take responsibility and does things around the house - men are just as capable of doing housework and if he claims otherwise he is full of shit. I pains me to see all these women who have become their partner’s caretaker. My sister just went through a similar relationship and I don’t understand why any you put up with it.

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VanTufty 13

Sounds like your relationship is down the pan!

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MA_medQ 7

Dear fellow women, When you realise you’re dating a man child, sit him down and explain that that shit ain’t gonna fly or leave. Don’t marry him for God sake. Demand that your partner take responsibility and does things around the house - men are just as capable of doing housework and if he claims otherwise he is full of shit. I pains me to see all these women who have become their partner’s caretaker. My sister just went through a similar relationship and I don’t understand why any you put up with it.

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tounces7 27

You can't be telling me this is the first time he's indicated he clearly doesn't give a shit about you. So why do you keep waiting to do something?

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Glowworm56 26

That is unacceptable! That toilet paper better be 2 ply!

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A Frenchy in Eire 31

Sounds like you're married to the inbred cousin of Homer Simpsons.

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i8cake 12

can't argue with the fact that you were surprised! happy birthday, you deserve better, no matter what!

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PenguinPal3017 19

I live alone and do all of these types of things and it's not hard. Your husband is a moron.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Now you can give him an early birthday/late Christmas present in return - divorce papers.

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