Intimacy: Today, it's been so long since my fiancé and I have had sex I...

By Anonymous - 08/12/2016 09:35

Today, it's been so long since my fiancé and I have had sex I now apparently have dreams about all-night unprotected screwing marathons with George Bush. FML

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Tuesday 13 December 2016 19:45

Did he accomplish his mission?

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And the problem is....?

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