Intimacy: Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his...

By myself - 09/02/2015 13:32 - United States

Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML

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SuperKnuckels 6

Wednesday 11 February 2015 6:39

No medication can hold a man down. *Manly Pose*

LoveDemon 19

Thursday 12 February 2015 20:26

Woah... Now that's gonna hurt :/

gmaginn777 5

Thursday 12 February 2015 23:37

Its hard being a male

Sniper15921 3

Wednesday 4 March 2015 5:03

Like if u feel for her bf ??

hunterjumper88 8

Tuesday 10 March 2015 23:17

Hey, at least there was one good week in there.

XXX_Ehunt_XXX 17

Thursday 2 July 2015 15:14

**********

STFU01 14

Sunday 3 July 2016 7:37

I will be the designated hitter while he gets his meds straightened out

jaydoo 6

Thursday 23 March 2017 21:49

Time to whip out the monster *****.

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