Love: Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He...

By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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spadesghost 1

Friday 8 April 2011 18:53

go out with him, at least he's punctual.

orangeinstat 0

Friday 8 April 2011 18:54

did he get you a present?

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LSU33DucKAholiC 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:15

Aww that's so sweet, at least he remembered ;)

Buggi_fml 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:28

Happy birthday

raybee99 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:41

happy birthday!!

Mad_Alien 8

Saturday 9 April 2011 6:11

repeat

cgr02 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 7:06

my bday too Aries(:

prettybratinela 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 7:25

happy birthday

snowy154 9

Saturday 9 April 2011 7:28

hey atleast someone remembered right?

aschue 5

Saturday 9 April 2011 7:39

ITS MU BIRTHDAY TOO!!! xD

Superflyshyguy 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 8:08

God everyone has a stalker.. find something cool to bitch about OP!!

irforever 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 8:52

wooooww...bummer :/

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