Today is Friday February 1st and my boyfriend my’s two year anniversary... - FML

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By Anna - 05/04/2019 14:00

Today is Friday February 1st and my boyfriend my’s two year anniversary is on Sunday the 3rd which also happens to be the super bowl. We made plans to have a nice date night and just hangout until he told me that he got tickets to go the Super Bowl and he was taking one of his friends. FML

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ojosRojos 28

Friday 5 April 2019 14:52

That’s a bummer and all, but anniversary plans can easily be rescheduled. The Super Bowl cannot. (And this is coming from a woman who hates football.) I hope he got to enjoy the game!

chosha_fml 26

Friday 5 April 2019 14:54

It is the Super Bowl. Celebrating doesn’t have to happen on a particular day.

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Mongo999 9

Saturday 27 April 2019 16:41

Welcome to REAL Life!! Guess what? The entire world does NOT revolve around YOU. As a boss once told me, "Be flexible, but don't go limp!"

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