Today is day 28 since a corrective surgery on my urethra. During... - FML

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By ManNeeds2019 - 17/02/2019 09:00 - United States - Dallas

Today is day 28 since a corrective surgery on my urethra. During my recovery I made my wife cum twice while my catheter made erections excruciating. She still hasn't had sex with me and accused me of "treating her like a sex object" for asking. FML

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Aphrodite 20

Sunday 17 February 2019 16:39

This is very confusing. You made her ******? yet she won’t fulfill your needs? What?

abfab5300 13

Monday 18 February 2019 0:32

He made his wife come using other things than his penis during the time when he had a catheter and during which he was unable to get it up. Now that the post-op pain is gone, he wants some action after having given his wife orgasms without getting anything back. Apparently, she won’t let him and is cross with him asking. That’s what he’s upset about.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 17 February 2019 16:07

Did I not just mention Dr. Urethra Franklin?!?!? You need to give your wife some R-E-S-P-E-C-T and make her feel like a natural woman!

lilbiggie814 3

Sunday 17 February 2019 20:09

Richard, dude just had surgery and got his wife off. she needs to be less sensitive.

Aphrodite 20

Sunday 17 February 2019 16:39

This is very confusing. You made her ******? yet she won’t fulfill your needs? What?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 17 February 2019 17:49

My guess is he grimaced and complained during the sex that was painful for him yet successful for her. Kinda took the joy out of it.

abfab5300 13

Monday 18 February 2019 0:32

He made his wife come using other things than his penis during the time when he had a catheter and during which he was unable to get it up. Now that the post-op pain is gone, he wants some action after having given his wife orgasms without getting anything back. Apparently, she won’t let him and is cross with him asking. That’s what he’s upset about.

Stephanie Claire 12

Sunday 17 February 2019 17:25

Just throw out the whole wife

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Sunday 17 February 2019 21:17

then don't ****, game instead

Shawnie Gallant 24

Sunday 17 February 2019 22:02

You probably finally made her ******, and now that you’re not in pain, she knows that you’ll be focused on yourself again.

DraftHail614 17

Monday 18 February 2019 0:42

Rub one out it's the champagne of victory

Charlie Given 26

Monday 18 February 2019 2:04

Um tell your wife to look up the meaning of a sex object,she made you into the object 🙄

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 18 February 2019 10:16

..... what??

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 18 February 2019 10:31

..... what??

EmDizzle2007 28

Saturday 23 February 2019 18:11

your wife is incredibly moronic.

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