Intimacy: Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 15:35 - Romania

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Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

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lifeisprettygood 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:53

that's awesome! gay **** is far superior to straight **** anyways. have you seen straight **** actors? there's a reason gay **** actors get paid more than other **** actors.

VladAlex 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:57

lol sounds like a fun class

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FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 16 November 2010 20:01

Sounds just like the type of content that the news would be reporting on. Good job.

savourthisbullsh 2

Tuesday 16 November 2010 20:20

Today, after trying to think up a legitimate FML to post, I failed.

tiffytiff01 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 20:26

ew.

tessybearbear 4

Tuesday 16 November 2010 20:29

Are you kidding? That sounds awesome!

sweetcheeksjvl 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 21:27

Nothing like gay **** and fashion!........

bfsd42 20

Tuesday 16 November 2010 21:29

Yet another case of a big huge fail. If this is an fml, then I am a fat bastard.

Driveshaft 5

Tuesday 16 November 2010 21:55

Thats what you get for going to the TMZ school of journalism!

Peasanthunter_fml 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 22:11

Some topics should not be reported for the good of the people.

nesha25 8

Tuesday 16 November 2010 22:12

Why is this an FML again???

Xavi89 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 23:54

it's a type of chicken you eat while you drink beer!

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