Love: Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately...

By TimJack18 - 04/01/2015 23:14 - United States - Whiteville

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML

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By bluediva24 - 26/01/2011 00:54

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

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By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By perfectman - 12/06/2012 10:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I took this gorgeous girl from work to eat at Olive Garden. I was trying to be romantic and had the waiter bring two glasses of wine. I guess she doesn't really drink wine, she covered her fettucini Alfredo in vomit. After dinner, she thanked me with a french kiss. FML

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sarah2144 14

Monday 5 January 2015 10:56

But Chinese food is ******* delicious, so.

HyunnK 18

Monday 5 January 2015 11:01

I don't see a problem here..

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jordanashley211 20

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:33

My fiancée did the same thing the other day!

Loveyou6611 20

Tuesday 17 February 2015 5:42

I work at a Chinese restaurant so this happens often... and I always smell like Chinese.

Superthrash 8

Wednesday 18 May 2016 18:14

Guy logic.

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