Today, I figured out that the roommate who I let move in with... - FML

By dumbblonde - 13/07/2019 00:31

Today, I figured out that the roommate who I let move in with me on Sunday is probably a prostitute. I’m a lawyer. FML

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TCRII 29

Saturday 13 July 2019 6:10

So you both screw people for money...

mike3775 36

Saturday 13 July 2019 2:50

Well you have job security being your roommates lawyer.

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alycion 38

Saturday 13 July 2019 10:39

So take them on as a client and call it privileged or use that law degree and evict them.

acmariner99 25

Saturday 13 July 2019 18:29

You both make a living screwing people, so what’s the problem?

ekto1982 9

Sunday 14 July 2019 1:31

photo?

alicelouise66 5

Sunday 14 July 2019 5:20

oh come on. you're a lawyer and you didnt do any background checks on her? ydi

Skydome6666 6

Sunday 14 July 2019 12:39

getting any good freebies for the rent ?

honestjane 22

Monday 15 July 2019 1:39

As a lawyer, you should know about a little thing called plausible deniability. Mind your own business and you'll be fine. Now if drugs are involved, that maybe a stickier situation. But again, if there's no proof you know what she's up to, you can at least defend yourself.

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