Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
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GrammarNaziFTW 0

Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.

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pfx2_fml 15

Why would anyone write there number on Someones neck, if you never noticed, you can't ******* see your neck

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tj4234 35

I'm actually impressed you managed to write it on your neck. However... it would make more sense to have put it on your hand >.>

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DamnSmooth 0

Instead of writing a fake number, you should have just hung a sign around your neck reading "Will Kill Myself for Food" and walk into a busy intersection with your pants down.

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mcerin 10

Why the **** would you do that. You're so ******* attention craving

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Munchkin13 6

Who would write their number on someones neck? What kind of girls are you into??

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dhdhj 0

how in the **** did you manage to write something on your neck?

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