Miscellaneous: Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set... - FML

By The_Rest_of_the_Story - 14/12/2013 06:38 - United States - Effingham

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML

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chocolatelvr 5

Saturday 14 December 2013 16:01

Guessing that was the programmer intentionally trolling from afar

tanekdrachonae 19

Saturday 14 December 2013 16:05

You've got to be more careful with your **** viewing. You sound click happy.

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Wizardo 33

Saturday 14 December 2013 19:52

Now you're gonna have to destroy the hard drive with magnets, burn it and then buy a new computer to start all over again. Still **** or whatever the crap you may have been doing isn't uncommon and whoever went on after probably thinks the same, embarrassing? Yes. End of the damn world? Not really.

fooltemptress 36

Saturday 14 December 2013 20:04

I really, really hope the OP submits a follow-up to this.

Likian5 26

Saturday 14 December 2013 21:10

Can't you just set another website as your homepage? What exactly is the problem here?

NoFlippinWai 24

Saturday 14 December 2013 21:27

perhaps they set the homepage to something they needed to be deleted from history *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* Why are you making this so difficult.

jesuismelogee 16

Saturday 14 December 2013 21:49

The point is someone saw it. If it was a personal computer and no one but the user actually uses, I doubt it'll matter.

50shades_ofjason 1

Saturday 14 December 2013 21:28

We all know what he was looking up for him to post this xD

Raging_hamster 5

Saturday 14 December 2013 21:45

Sorry. But you deserved it.

Swedish_Eagle 21

Saturday 14 December 2013 22:50

well, they had to find out the hard way

davek 36

Sunday 15 December 2013 1:15

Use incognito mode for that sort of thing.

ZY1431 24

Sunday 15 December 2013 1:49

gotta love it

Tfresh79 9

Sunday 15 December 2013 2:51

I think this one may be deserved.

flashback_fml 14

Sunday 15 December 2013 3:40

Why? Did the programmer make you too stupid to use a mouse?

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