Love and Swimming pool: Today, I work at a private pool where I can get up to six people...

By Partyofthree - 06/06/2017 00:00

Today, I work at a private pool where I can get up to six people in for free. Naturally, I invited my crush. She brought her boyfriend. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:03

Drown him "accidentally" and she's yours!

sunshine1421 14

Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:01

threes a party

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sunshine1421 14

Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:01

threes a party

Mohamed Shoaib 7

Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:03

Drown him "accidentally" and she's yours!

pjsr 32

Tuesday 6 June 2017 2:27

Make sure to crack down hard on PDA

young_stud 14

Tuesday 6 June 2017 19:05

Classic beta problems.

Christopher Jay Fugate 7

Tuesday 6 June 2017 20:33

Ah shit, that really sucks!

FrozenYeti 6

Wednesday 7 June 2017 0:13

why would you invite her if you knew she had a boyfriend?

bibobobonnor 8

Friday 9 June 2017 1:43

hmmmmmmm, here's a wild idea, he didn't know

R_L_Jack 11

Wednesday 7 June 2017 8:17

Hey it happens, move on

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