Miscellaneous: Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out... - FML

By yeahno - 31/10/2010 16:10 - United States

Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML

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fakeaccountX 6

Monday 1 November 2010 2:00

1, you're clearly saying YDI just for the sake of saying it. Eff off.

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Monday 1 November 2010 0:13

I actually like the fact that I look older than I am because people take me more seriously.

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Friday 4 March 2016 21:28

You should have told him.

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