Intimacy: Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best...

By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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Saturday 21 February 2009 14:06

If you think it would have be awesome to not only cheat on your girlfriend, but with two of her friends... I hope your ass hurt badly the next time you took a dump.

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:47

=/ You think it's awesome to cheat on your girlfriend? Wow... I feel sorry for her.

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Iwannabetreo 11

Saturday 16 May 2009 13:18

First of all, dude, I'm sure it's a joke. Relax, man. Second of all, you're a f*cking bastard. You think the thought of you cheating on your girlfriend with TWO other people it awesome? You deserve a knee in the balls and to really be ****** in the ass by two guys as a punishment for being a cheating bastard. Your girlfriend should post this story. Not you.