Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

By Funnymann - 22/01/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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luvuall 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:15

It was Jigglypuff

susieKiute 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:09

paranormal activity?

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anela_fml 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:35

sounds like you're lucky that was all

lilbyrd43 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:36

you should call the ghost writers

michaelscott69 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:33

theyd just piss their pants in 2 seconds

pinksyringes 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:42

ambien?

jeffree_adams 5

Friday 22 January 2010 23:48

LOLOLOL.

randomgirlm 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:49

Lolz looks lik u hav a STALKER

happypapp12 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:50

I can't believe your face was sharpened! No need for knives any more

nebula748 14

Saturday 23 January 2010 9:16

lol his face is a pencil then^^^

ily1210 10

Friday 22 January 2010 23:51

LMFAOO THATS SOO FUNNY!

swimspy 3

Friday 22 January 2010 23:56

dude freakish set up alarms man

alex1432 9

Friday 22 January 2010 23:58

hehe

chadwick110480 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 0:00

good comments saved this lame FML. thanks people.

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Sunday 27 November 2011 6:43

Your lame comment ruined this good fml.

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