Kids: Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs...

By beya - 31/08/2009 22:05 - Canada

Today, I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox and dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. FML

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Tuesday 1 September 2009 1:37

that is nasty

crazychika 0

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Ewwwww! What a little bugger! Yea... here's one reason why I'm NOT having kids :P

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thebest13_fml 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 6:58

thats so gross!!!

Belllatrix 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 4:58

your sons a sick child.

Nicole155_fml 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 2:57

I was just eating.. Yuckk

karleighpaige 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:37

Yeah . . I gaged on this one. :P

Kskotzke 0

Friday 12 August 2011 3:44

Did it taste like chicken??

ClaytonAwesome 0

Friday 19 August 2011 0:51

That's Hot ;)

nickfraxer 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:42

Beat that kid!

charlotte6_fml 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:43

That is so disgusting

StormGirl142 24

Tuesday 4 October 2011 11:58

Well he's a sick little ****.

VYPARTY 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 3:16

Ewwww!!!!!!!

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